GiantJuicyKickballs's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tankmen.912 (part 2)]

Insult to tankmen

I was okay with it until the gay part, instead of trying to bash on gays for lame jokes, think of something original. I couldn't even watch it all the way, the laugh track was bad, the volume of the voices were bad, I could hear the fuzz of the mics in the background.

DeanCutty responds:

Oh yeah...I bashed on Gays?
I'm fine with gays...Doesn't mean I cant use gay jokes...

I apoligize for the mic fuzzyness...But I cant afford an EPIC Mic...
And also, about the "Laugh Track"...I thought it isn't even that bad...So...Don't be so harsh...There's a difference between criticism and being a dick.

[WhatDoWeCallThis?]

Reminds me of old school NG

I love it! Brings me back to the old days.

[CIGAR WARS]

Awesome

YAY! CIGARETTES!

It would be awesome to have a lighter like that.

[MapleStory Adventures 1]

bleh

leet speak, I hate it.

Suggestions, if you're going to use leet speak, at least add subtitles. The words scrolled by far too fast, slow them down a bit, and add some sound effects for hitting the water.

[Kinky Rayman]

I'm being nice

I would normally give this a 1 or a 0, but, since it's your first, I'll let it slide.

Needs a preloader. Make sure to crop out the white edges to where it all fits.

Nice try on the joke, I think it has failed, or maybe I just don't find that humor funny anymore. Maybe if he fisted his own ass while trying to suck himself off THEN maybe...

Anyway, that's my advice.

[Wanta Fanta]

Ripoff

If anyone has ever seen Stickmen on Crack then you know this is just a blatant ripoff of it. All you did was add a couple stick figures.

[Clay We Will Rock You]

perty awesome

I give it an 8 instead of 10 for two reasons.

The date on the bottom left.

And the almost in sync timing.

Other than that great job!

[Nothing Between]

I had to mute my speakers

The music was horrible. You DO know music can cause seizures right? The words scrolled by far too fast. Try again.

People think I'm being mean. I'm not. I'm being honest.

ageReason responds:

The words scrolled by too fast? "Far" too fast? That's absurd. I expected people to complain about the music, but I didn't think the words would be a problem for anyone.

[Oh, SH*T!]

Crappy poop joke

Hah get it? It's a crappy cartoon because it's all about crap!

But seriously. I gave a 2 because this stuff has been done to death. Plus, the sheer impossible-ness of still pooping after crapping out one's intestines.

My suggestions would be to really sit down and work with whatever voice recording device you have so the sound doesn't peak and become all distorted. I use adobe audition myself. Just watch the levels on the waveform and it should be all good.

Animation is okay though.

dalviel responds:

Think of the sheer impossibleness of launching oneself to the moon with shite - i guess even with intestines still intact it would be a challenge..This animation is meant to be extremely random and blown out of all proportion!

And yeah, we did use the built-in mic on my laptop, but i though the gain that caused was quite a cool effect -- like Corey Taylor's vocals from Slipknot!

[Clark's Mario Flash]

Too flashy

I would suggest slow down the flashing of the star power, it might give some people seizures. Or just put a warning in front of it.

lazyboyclark responds:

M'kay