GiantJuicyKickballs's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Relaxatives]

My easter egg

Is awesome.

Actually it was referring to a scene which got cut I guess. One of the versions was where the father started beating his kid on the ground and it went something (I think) like this:

You're the reason why your mother left us!

There was a kick that was supposed to be in between every word.

bl00db47h responds:

Haha, maybe i should add that as a deleted scene! I'll do that later when i am home.

[Fairytalez:First Watch]

It's good

The artwork is very nicely done.

However two problems:

The constant resizing of the screen and the white boarders which sometimes appear.

Aaaaaand you really need either better voice actors OR a better microphone. I had to mute it.

Other than that, nice animation, it was fluid for the most part.

[They Call Me Dave #1]

Straight rip off

Anyone who has watched Police Academy knows this is a straight rip off of the movie.

0/5 originality
0/10 rip off

DaveCoulierClock responds:

Yeah. And Egoraptor totally ripped off Hideo Kojima!

Geesh. Do you have Down Syndrome or something??

[Ba dum... Sch!]

stupid humor

Seriously, i mean it in a good way, humor has many levels. I think what really sold me, was the sarcastic "yay" at the end. You knew it was a joke that has been done to death...so yaaaaay.....

ParrotBoy94 responds:

Yaaaay

[Random Colletion]

Very interesting

But bloody brilliant!

[Hogs Of War - The Movie 1]

honesty time

The translation from Russian or Ukrainian to English was okay, except for in some parts. Had a bit of the good ol "All your base are belonging to us" feel to it.

Secondly, no preloader. You need one. I would also say work less on the soundtrack and more on the pace of the movie, it seemed there was a pause which was too long just to let the song play. Try finding the common ground.

DS-anim responds:

this movie 2 years, just that I only just started on this site, now I have started to combine the quality and time, so that next time will be better.

[A Mr. Toast Xmas Special!]

Very nice

It was put together in a random but chaotic order...if that makes any sense? Looking back at your other flashes I can see your artwork has improved...

And that voice actor? Psh...he's awesome.

[A Bowser Christmas]

Eat ham...

And fuck princesses....

Don't mind if I do!

However, the song is still going when the preloader pops up again.

I'd fix that if I were you.

[The Early Attemps - Ep. 2]

Yeah...

I have to agree with Sabtastic. It has taken waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long to load.

But the preloader art is very nice. So I shall give you 1 star.

[boy jesus]

Not bad

Apparently he was without sin, because he cast the first stone!

Apparently jesus can't even kill two birds with one stone...

two thoughts that hit my head while watching this

peixeaquatico responds:

yes

thanks